How I Like My Holidays - On B-Metro

This week, I’m thankful for divorce:

I’m guessing a huge percentage of you are stressing about what to bring, how much you can clean or how to visit all of the family you need to. Thanksgiving is a hard time, all holidays are, which for one makes me question why we can’t just celebrate gradually over the whole year instead of making ourselves bat shit insane for “a time of thanks and joy”.

I’m not buying it.

Someone is always disappointed. A child is always sick (two for me right now). Your uncle will probably show up hammered and your grandmother is still going nit pick your parenting choices. And yes, your aunt is still a gigantic slutbag.

Read the rest after the jump.

And Happy Turkey day to you!