How To Clean A Nasty Car In Under Half An Hour

The car was an absolute wreck, then again, it’s always an absolute wreck. And it needed to be unwrecked fast. I could literally run my hand down one side of floor board near the door frame and SCOOP up the crumbs, dirt, sand and little-pieces-of-who-knows-what. Nasty! And the extra crappy part is that it’s a new car (less than a year old), but apparently 2 boys + a busy momma = SHITVILLE on wheels.

But I had to pack and load tonight, which means that car needed to be bulldozed and because I ocassionally think like a man, I wanted the quickest way out.

Instructions:

Step One: Have a really dirty car. Have son (or helper of any gender/age) climb through vehicle and help place items in one of 3 bags: trash, toys and keeps (stuff that stays in the car).

Step Two: Remove child and bags from car.

Step Three: Open all doors to car (make sure it’s in an open driveway)

Step Four: Plug in leaf blower. Turn on leaf blower. Point into car.

Step Five: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. All the crap in the floors, in the seats, on the floor mats, dust & junk on the dashboard and crevices MAGICALLY CLEAN.

Step Six: HAHAHHAA. THERE IS NO STEP SIX. YOUR CAR IS CLEAN AND IT TOOK 10 MINUTES.