The Birds and The Bees and The Apps For That.

Conner is HORRIBLE (I mean… great) at asking for at least 5 new games from the App Store on either one of our iPhone’s, the 2 old iPhones we now use as iPod Touches (or the iPad, but the point here is not to set myself up for a robbery so.. moving along).

And by “5”, I really mean “something 3 times that number”. Bleck, I smell math.

Three nights ago, he comes and asks me, politely, if he can download this one because “it looks like a great shooting game and there’s no blood!”

(No blood is one of my pre-reqs for downloading a game or app for him)

Here’s the first thing I see:

You “fire” condoms at sperm and… um… other junk.

And I was all “…” because OMG THIS IS A GAME THAT IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE BUT HILARIOUS AT THE SAME TIME. So, I showed it to Mike and we began a train (shoulda stopped the sentence there… but…) of excuses. First starting with just “no buddy, this doesn’t look like much fun”. He disagreed. It looked awesome.

Me: This isn’t for kids.

Conner: But there’s no blood!

Me: ::giggles:: Well, um… not in the game, no.

Conner: And I don’t see any guns!

Me: Well, this game doesn’t show the guns but there are likely guns.

Conner: It looks fun! Can I please have it? It’s FREE!

Me: No. It’s not free.

Yay. Free.

THIS CARTOON CONDOM DID NOT HELP MY CASE!

So yeah. I downloaded it just now and tried to play it twice. I lost HORRIBLY.

Thus, 2 kids.