This Will Have to Count

I’m getting U-Verse.

At my new house.

But not until 7/22/11.

BUT I’M GETTING U-VERSE.

ps - :)

Today, in "5 Minutes, On the Internet"

I noticed this:

Source: stumbleupon.com via Sarah on Pinterest

Follow me on Pinterest, freaks. And freak-izzles.

I've been doing this...

Married... exactly how?

Brilliant article via Time entitled “How Married Are You?”. 

5 “types” of today’s married couple.

The 6-year-old Civilization

The 6-year-old Civilization:

This really weird thing has happened.

Well, two weird things as Chase is running around the house screaming “i fownd a nudder a-wee-in (alien)! it was in my roooom!”

(I’ve only stepped on it twice. I already knew this.)

That insane Category 5-year-old Hurricane son of mine? Is morphing (since it is magical) into this… … marginally civilized member of the human race. Not only that, but he is beginning to understand the importance of the “civilized” part.

And in internal dialogue, it hit me in the form of: – “fuck yeah”.

Continue reading here, on B-Metro Magazine.