CNN: Taliban begin tweeting in English, add followers

So Twitter is all not working. Great.

I first thought “ugh. didn’t this just happen?,” which made me suspicious. 

So I checked FB then googled it (note the order.)

FB = nothing.

But google? Holy eff balls, people. 

CNN:

Taliban begin tweeting in English, add followers

(*Editor’s Note: Really, font size? What is this?)

Yeah. That’s right. GO READ THAT CRAP.