Parent Skipping - On B-Metro

BAM!Dear future judge, 

I’m not saying I’m skipping out on parenting, take the following with a grain of salt and a large dash of a sense of humor.

Love,

Amanda

This week, on B-Metro:

How to get through those extra parentally-challenging times…

1) Ask the same of them .
“Can you turn on the light in the bathroom?” Yes, child, there is nothing I would rather do than stop what I am doing to reach your PREFERRED BATHROOM (you know, the one farthest away) and reach a light that you can not only reach without assistance, but also reach because of the carefully placed stool I sat under it for this exact reason.
Your response should be “Can YOU turn on the light in the bathroom?” This one has mixed results. But sometimes? I’m not walking to the bathroom, so there’s that.

Read #2 and #3 of “Parent Skipping” after the jump!