The Birds and The Bees and The Apps For That.
Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 6:26PM Conner is HORRIBLE (I mean… great) at asking for at least 5 new games from the App Store on either one of our iPhone’s, the 2 old iPhones we now use as iPod Touches (or the iPad, but the point here is not to set myself up for a robbery so.. moving along).
And by “5”, I really mean “something 3 times that number”. Bleck, I smell math.
Three nights ago, he comes and asks me, politely, if he can download this one because “it looks like a great shooting game and there’s no blood!”
(No blood is one of my pre-reqs for downloading a game or app for him)
Here’s the first thing I see:
You “fire” condoms at sperm and… um… other junk.
And I was all “…” because OMG THIS IS A GAME THAT IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE BUT HILARIOUS AT THE SAME TIME. So, I showed it to Mike and we began a train (shoulda stopped the sentence there… but…) of excuses. First starting with just “no buddy, this doesn’t look like much fun”. He disagreed. It looked awesome.
Me: This isn’t for kids.
Conner: But there’s no blood!
Me: ::giggles:: Well, um… not in the game, no.
Conner: And I don’t see any guns!
Me: Well, this game doesn’t show the guns but there are likely guns.
Conner: It looks fun! Can I please have it? It’s FREE!
Me: No. It’s not free.
Yay. Free.
THIS CARTOON CONDOM DID NOT HELP MY CASE!
So yeah. I downloaded it just now and tried to play it twice. I lost HORRIBLY.
Thus, 2 kids.
Reader Comments (4)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I love it. Good luck explaining that later.
I can't. stop. laughing!
Oh, I hope my 11yo doesn't run across this...
Ha how funny would it be if "Peanut" was better at this game than you! Oh wow -- great laughs.
Somehow I missed this post... but it's hilarious. The only thing that stuck out to me was that if you don't catch all the "stuff" you DIE? Forget getting pregnant, you're getting a disease and DYING! wtf?! lol