Kicking The Sheet Burrito OUT.

On B-Metro today, I discuss why it is MY FARKING HUSBAND NEEDS TO SHARE A BED WITH ME.

No, I’m not bitter.

Or FREEZING AT NIGHT.

As far as I’m concerned, the “Dick Van Dyke Show” had it right.

Two beds. One “marital chamber”.

I’m of the persuasion that a nicely made bed with clean, crisp sheets and perfectly tucked in corners make for a better nights sleep. Yes, I’m able to sleep if they are messed up, and no I don’t totally obsess over it, but if I have the choice between a sheet tsunami or straightened linens, you can bet your best pillow I’m going with the latter.

Sadly, my husband is of the former.

Read the rest after the jump.

Comments

[Mama Fuss]

So, I don't think I'd like the 2 twins and I know I don't have the room for two queens, but we've been seriously considering a king for awhile now... a little more room to flop around (and when I'm pregnant, for my Snoogle pillow which my husband claims is the size of a small person...) My husband likes the covers of his side loose (except in winter's coldest nights) but I tuck mine in. He's not a huge fan of my comforter (again, except during the cold of winter) but I love it... mostly we fight over the cover we call "blue" - a lightweight velour blanket that tops our sheet regardless of the time of year.
There is, of course, a consideration for sharing a bed - sometimes I do want to snuggle... not while I sleep, but before we fall asleep or when we first wake in the morning... and then there are the other considerations (I always wondered how those couples on TV got around to procreating with those twin beds... I'd be afraid I'd fall off)

[Amanda]

LOL!
Well, first, I'm sure those other couples figured it out the same way we did... people still do *that* in bed? Hmmm. JOKING, MOM.

Also, we have a Cali King and I STILL need more room. I'm with you on twins being crappy. Maybe 2 doubles in a larger bedroom in my "perfect scenario".

I don't do "morning cuddle".
Then again, I rarely do any type of cuddle.
I think this is something for certain people, and not so much for others. Either way, I still haven't convinced Mike.