Hold My... Boobs?

Add this one to the “Problems I Unfortunately Don’t Have” and then add the word “yet” to that because I’ll be damned not to join this particular “medical issue”.

I’m of the thought process that no one’s breasts should go without needing a pillow to help… um.. keep them from stealing one another’s sheet? Boob sweat?

Boob sweat is tragic - I’ll give you that.

Good news is, whatever your ailment, the Kush Titty Separator Breast Support Pillow is here to help!

“WTCrap are my boobs supposed to do with that?!?” you might inquire. Well, don’t worry. I have an informational picture:

Yeah. That’s right. That’s supposed to be a “pillow”… nice color choice, Kush manufacturers.

…some people…

I do take another thing back too - this moronically ugly titty holder does actually serve a purpose other than making your husband laugh harder at you. Being the FORMER owner of a, hold the phone people, D CUP (::facedesk::) I am aware that for some reason side-laying means the top boob likes to try and sleep beside the bottom boob (stupid gravity) which can, on occassion, become slightly annoying. I found little things like a bra and…

MY HAND…

helped with this. But, if I had $20 plus shipping and handling, maybe I’d buy this oversized dildo for a more restful nights sleep.

Then again, I’ll just take all of YOUR $20 donations in the form of PayPal to make my need for this item come sooner.

Laughable side note: I used google image to find these pictures (stupid flash sites) and this was the first (and 2nd) (and 3rd…) results page: