Swear

I’m alive. Can you believe my “post every day for 30 days” lasted a week?

Yeah. I’m shocked too.

So, I guess I’ll answer the million dollar question here:

No, I’m not pregnant.

No, I’m not on drugs.

Yes, I’m divorcing.

No, I’m not a gigantic hooker.

Yes, this has been a long time coming.

Yes, it’s difficult.

No, I’m fine… really.

Yes, I’m like a humming bird around here - always going. Except when I’m not because I’ve crashed. I have zero.energy.again. 

Yes, I worked my butt off for a job I didn’t get.

No, it wasn’t in vain because…

Yes, I’ll be working with that site. Which, I’m very excited about.

But, I also have another job - a Big People job with hours and a desk and co-workers.

So…

Yes, I’m with The Omega Team with Keller Williams Realty here in Montgomery doing general Elephant Wrangling and Marketing.

No, I’ve never wrangled an elephant before.

Yes, I need more clothes for this job.

Don’t worry - I’m all over that.

Yes, the kids will be in SOME sort of care other than mine.

Yes, that’s more difficult than I can currently express.

No, I don’t know where that care is yet, and…

Yes, that’s so stressful.

No, I won’t be leaving Montgomery.

Yes, that’s a hard decision too.

I’m doing ok, y’all. Just trying hard to get back into the groove I love so much. Lawyers and interviews and preschools and THEN general life is just…. kinda a big plate of food when I’m barely hungry. Who’s sick of my complaining now?

I thought so.